Thursday, September 1, 2011

Clubbing Dos to Scare off Everyone =D

1) Agree to go clubbing half an hour before it starts.

2) Sloppily pat on foundation with finger and draw on eyeliner (with a brush, this time) with borrowed makeup.

3) Borrow a top as well.

4) Tie hair as childishly as possible.

5) Refuse to remove glasses that everyone thinks makes you look like shit. Or Harry Potter. =D

6) Arrive at the dance floor and proceed to dance flop around.

7) Every five seconds, shoo men away from pretty friend. Foam at the mouth for effect.

8) Flail around so vigorously that you turn into a moving sweat sprinkler.

9) Hog the dance couch.

10) Make that couches; when everyone starts to leave in pairs, or threes, to do the horizontal grinding.

11) Take stupid looking grainy pictures of the aftermath with pretty friend who is looking perfectly gorgeous.



I swear that I’m not doing the duck face! I just happen to have a duck-faced-like smile, okay?! And notice that Rin looks progressively sleepier in each photo, lol.

P.S. Don’t you hate people who bring their drinks onto the dance floor?! It’s effing fricking retarded! They always end up spilling it on everyone! And then they get indignant that people knock into them accidentally. My shoes are all sticky now!

UPDATE: They don't enable embedding =[ but this is a MUST WATCH lol

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